(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010
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This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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The state of a person's hands after riding on public transportation, such as a bus or train, and holding rails or touching seats. Often ends in the use of hand sanitizer.
Don't pick up that sandwich honey! We just got off the bus and you have public transportation hands! Here, use some Purell.
by theLaura February 7, 2011
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A military term used to describe either your feet or boots. The United States Marine Corps will hump (or hike) for several miles instead of traveling by a vehicle.
The Hummer is broken down, so we'll have to hump it using our primary mode of transportation.
by nyjyrk April 15, 2010
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This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.
Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
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A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.
Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?
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It's PEDOPHILES like ANAL ALAN with conceited egos who needs to give back big time.

Admission of a HIDDEN PEDOPHILE ACT.

It is admission to being a PEDOPHILE for this "biggest reason".
If you heard this TRANSPORT FAGGOT PREWHORE that the VALLEY AND SAM have to put up with who needs to serve and raise some DECENT NONEY so all the DRIVERS can buy a TESLA of their choice of this SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who smells too as dealing with the aggravation all the TIME like their MOVING FREE TRANSPORT PSYCHOLOGISTS for PEDOPHILE'S.

OK, I admit to the PEDOPHILE ACT around WOODY ALLEN as when I asked this FATHER WITH HIS LITTLE BOY money for soup as being a TRANSPORT FAGGOT PREWHORE when I threw MY PISS in the air in a restaurant provided CUP and yelled I was "PISS POOR" I only cared about the LITTLE BOY'S AMUSEMENT and attraction ,"walking cross the street saying " I'M YOUR PEDOPHILE'.

ANAL ALAN WANTS to be honest with you and say I'M A JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATING PEDOPHILE and I am always available to be a TRANSPORT FAGGOT PREWHORE because the spelling and PRONUMCIATION of "PEDOPHILE'" is so beautiful as like it is celebrated in a song by JAMES AND BOBBY PURIFY as let's see you SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER and the GREAT BEAUTY that comes with it
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 3, 2022
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