terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

terd leg

Terd leg is a completely filled blunt.it is the biggest possible blunt rolled,without adding more blunt paper.orginating in POLK COUNTY,FL..given the name due to the blunt being as big as a leg,and being brown like a terd..off the wall but quite accurate.

Man I'm zooted!,that terd leg did me in!...let's roll up another one,bu-laaahhhh!!!

by GsampS May 16, 2010

Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005

Anus terd

The way shitkicking retards would spell "Anus Turd"

Two other definitions of "Anus Terd" were posted by shitkicking retards

by The Big G July 26, 2004

terd face

the person next to me

she is such a terd face

by aaron October 23, 2003

terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004