a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.
I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
by Super Stan Darsh March 18, 2011
by Dante "Loophole" Wallace August 2, 2009
n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.
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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
by Darkcobra April 29, 2009
A toy with elastic strings that pulls your fingers back towards your palm. Primarily used to strengthen and prime the hand of your choosing for masturbation or pleasuring another.
Boy: Wow that feels great, you've been using those Bib Jibblers I got your last week.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
by XnOmxnX June 4, 2017
Bib overalls with skid marks in them. Usually from hard working men in the woods or farm but just as common with old men with bathroom problems.
by duckkiller April 26, 2021
Commonly practised, the Aztecs religious ritual of human sacrifice. Aztecs from ancient times, may have sacrificed more people to their gods than any other culture in human history.
One of the more bizarre fertility ritual, is the Aztec Male Fertility Garb, known as a “Glory Bib”, (or, “Flowers for Toci”). The creation of a sacrificial garment is done by extracting, flaying, & wearing the fresh skins of fetuses, in honour of the god Toci, during XI, Ochpaniztli, (from August 21 to September 9).
The ritual involves manually ripping the fetus, (i.e., forced abortion), from recently pubescent females’ womb, by the sixth moon (month) of gestation. After the skins are removed, the remains of the fetus is then consumed by the mother, & assemblage of the loincloth styled Bib may now commence. The wearer of the Glory Bib now has potency of Toci, for the remainder of XI, Ochpaniztli.
The Aztecs sacrificed to all the gods and goddesses often through bloodletting on the heights of the pyramids. When the great temple was dedicated in 1487, priests sacrificed thousands of people in a single day.
There is evidence that the ancient Celtic Europeans practiced & performed human sacrifice. These sacrifices were both voluntary and involuntary for the gods of their clan or to the Mother Goddess. Child sacrifice & abortion were practiced and were accepted as facts of everyday life, the necessary consummation of rampant sexual immorality.
One of the more bizarre fertility ritual, is the Aztec Male Fertility Garb, known as a “Glory Bib”, (or, “Flowers for Toci”). The creation of a sacrificial garment is done by extracting, flaying, & wearing the fresh skins of fetuses, in honour of the god Toci, during XI, Ochpaniztli, (from August 21 to September 9).
The ritual involves manually ripping the fetus, (i.e., forced abortion), from recently pubescent females’ womb, by the sixth moon (month) of gestation. After the skins are removed, the remains of the fetus is then consumed by the mother, & assemblage of the loincloth styled Bib may now commence. The wearer of the Glory Bib now has potency of Toci, for the remainder of XI, Ochpaniztli.
The Aztecs sacrificed to all the gods and goddesses often through bloodletting on the heights of the pyramids. When the great temple was dedicated in 1487, priests sacrificed thousands of people in a single day.
There is evidence that the ancient Celtic Europeans practiced & performed human sacrifice. These sacrifices were both voluntary and involuntary for the gods of their clan or to the Mother Goddess. Child sacrifice & abortion were practiced and were accepted as facts of everyday life, the necessary consummation of rampant sexual immorality.
One of the more bizarre fertility rituals known, is the Aztec male fertility ritual garment, known as a “Glory Bib” (or, “Flowers for Toci”).
by The Retributivist Bishop October 26, 2013