by daddy508 December 7, 2016
by ancient.debris February 23, 2021
So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.
by Zabs September 3, 2006
An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
by John Glenn September 1, 2006
Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.
by sleeze October 1, 2004
by Shaniqua October 4, 2004
Can simply be described as the History chosen for deadshit losers. It has nothing to do with modern society so The Department of Education have developed a move to ban it from high school due to its irrelevance. Students are being pushed to take up as many units of Modern History as possible. Popular kids at school are asking for a fifth unit of Modern History to be introduced due to number of suicides that have been happening during Ancient History class time. Although studies show that the kids who have committed suicide were unloved and often had rare deformities of the face/genitals(tiny sized scrotums apparent in males and Ingrown penises in females) so some kids have pushed to keep Ancient History as it kills all the filthy mingas and unpopular boys.
That kid is fat, friendless and eating wheat.. He must do Ancient History
Miss Davies boobs represent Ancient History, thats how you know Ancient History is filthy!
Miss Davies boobs represent Ancient History, thats how you know Ancient History is filthy!
by Dr. Einstein June 10, 2008