The Beaver 

A person who has teeth that resemble a beaver, known to be a complete douche bag and poser who pretends everyone likes them, when in reality, everybody thinks he is an annoying fag. Also, they are homosexual and can also be called a wood eater.

The beaver is such a loser; all his "friends" hate him.

The Beaver by IAMMYTHIC18 January 9, 2010

Cleaver The Beaver 

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

Cleaver The Beaver by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008

The Bameron 

The act of showing a woman your dick in exchange for nudes over SnapChat.

A woman requesting the Bameron:

"I'll only show you my clam getting bashed with a hairbrush if you send a photo of your cock first." - her

"ok." - him
*attaches random blokes chopper from the internet*

The Bameron by Gu5 May 21, 2024

wax the beaver 

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

wax the beaver by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

filling the beaker 

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

filling the beaker by penis beaker October 10, 2013

Freed the beaver. 

Shaving the p...

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.

Freed the beaver. by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021

Pushing the beaver 

Pushing the boundaries, pushing the envelope, challenging the norm. Used among English speakers in Berlin, Germany.

Artists like Damien Hirst are really pushing the beaver on what's considered art today.

Pushing the beaver by HP_Berliner April 1, 2021