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Adair you to keep a straight face 

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Straight to the A

Taking the road less traveled by
Ross and Oliver- "What do you mean you 'these things just happen'? How can you justify ass sex??"
Antonio - "Straight to the A, man, straight to the A."
Straight to the A by Nativity December 10, 2006

Straight Out of a Trade Server 

This phrase is commonly associated with Team Fortress 2. And can be used to express a non necessarily bad reaction. It's a common thing that in trade servers players are friendly to each other meaning even with the opposite team. Which is perfectly fine, but it becomes a problem when in normal community servers, casual or even competitive matches that happens. Mostly never voted on or asked if everyone is okay with it. Wasting bandwidth and other people's time. It's also a known fact that players who don't care and attack anyways may end up getting vote kicked. Although the whole thing isn't very common, but is horrible in competitive.
He has some nice looking items and unusuals. Yeup, probably straight out of a trade server.

Geez, these faggots are straight out of a trade server, why the fuck are they just standing there near each other in a normal match?!

Straight to the A

Skip the foreplay lets go Straight to the A!!
Straight to the A by AR702 May 31, 2015

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.
"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"