SS

Sneaky Schlick. Masturbating in a room full of people and not being noticed.

Girl: I had a SS at the party last night.

by Wildchase July 08, 2010

SS

An acronym for skype sex (SS). Coined out of the ever increasing online trend of two of more people having cyber over skype with or without the video turned on.

Stranger 1 : what is your skype ID?
Stranger 2 : why do you ask?
Stranger 1 : so that we can have SS duh

by skinnySinner November 11, 2014

SS

Social Security = hand-out that many undesirable minorities sit around and wait for.

"Yo foo, I be waitin' for my SS AND my WF check so I can buy my kids some crack!"

by The Leader November 26, 2004

SS

Schutzstaffel

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well.

"SS also means Secret Service, but that's in America. And NO, the Secret Service is NOTHING like the nazis. Now stop bashing our country! Our country receives enough hatred every few decades, now we receive hatred everyday! >.< sometimes it pisses me off so much that I don't know what to do! >.< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

SS

Surprise Softie - newest form of picking up girls on snap. Just snap a quick image of your flaccid penis and make sure it’s a surprise. Chicks dig it

Yoooooo no way Jax just sent my sister an SS

by Mas Terbatin December 13, 2021

SS

A case of the straights and Scheuermann's disease. AKA a death wish.

I'd rather have autism and a brain tumor than SS.

by Robbie'sEx July 27, 2020

@ss

a faggot trying to curse on a monitored game. trying to say ass

Pc Gamer: u sux @ss
troll: i think you spell it ass

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 01, 2014