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Noun, a type of young lady.

Stands for Sweet, Sexy, Psychotic.

Taken from the poem "Giving a Poetry Reading", by Charles Bukowski.
Reggie: Whoa man, see that redhead at the bar? I just made a joke to the barman and she laughed. Look, she's smiling at me.

Ron: Steer clear brother; you see that guy over there with white hair? She was with him for a week, two years ago. Now he spends all his time in here. Pure SSP.
by yet_another_jimbob February 18, 2009
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Summer Science Program. Intensive summer camp on astronomy hosted in Socorro, NM and Ojai,CA where students get to work on their asteroid research projects. Has become insanely more competitive in 2005.
That dude submitted yet another asteroid research project to Intel. He must have gone to SSP.
by Simfish April 26, 2005
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S= Shit
S= Shower
P= Pot Noodle

This action is usually taken place before a night out.
"Heyy - Yeah I'll be round after I S.S.P.!"
by Scoshy November 06, 2009
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Intensive summer camp on astronomy hosted in Socorro, NM and Ojai,CA where students get to work on their asteroid research projects. Has become insanely more competitive in 2005.
by Simfish April 25, 2005
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Sober Sexual Predator: One who repeatedly and purposefully stays sober at social gatherings with the intent of taking advantage of drunken party goers.
Aw man! Dan and Peter both got the clap from the SSP last night.
by SSP Watch Group December 04, 2007
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n. pl. SSPs

Sexual Service Provider: Derived from the acronym, ISP, which most commonly stands for Internet Service Provider. The word is meant to classify a subset of women / men who provide pleasures of the flesh without the demeaning stigma.
Always tip your young, tight, and busty SSP; especially after a stellar rim job!
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a wrestling move, done well by only a few
Billy Kidman's SSP sucks; Paul London's is far superior.
by bethy January 12, 2004
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