This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 15, 2023
Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?
Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?
Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?
by Abcde February 24, 2012
by woopdeewoopniggawhat May 15, 2007
by Kevin, will, chadd September 21, 2010
Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.
Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
by user33456699873 January 8, 2023
A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.
Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...
Bro #2 - What are you watching?
Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!
Bro #2 - What are you watching?
Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!
by Bromancer20 January 23, 2016