Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*
by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009
Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's The name you should know.
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.
DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"
DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."
DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."
SCORE!
DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."
DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."
SCORE!
by JesusGodBuddha November 17, 2010
Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.
by Whoa There February 17, 2009
I clicked on his profile cuz I thought he was hot. But damn, he's so fugly he should have stayed a thumbnail.
by Woofyman February 10, 2022
A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"
person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"
small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
by Scott2357 October 5, 2016
No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.
Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
by Somekidinmedford August 11, 2019