6 definitions by Scott2357

jesusophobia

OH MY GAWD THE LAWD HAS ARRIVED, IT'S JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!

OH FUCK!

Person 1:"Hey man look it's Jesus!"

Person 2:"FUCK DUDE! I HAVE JESUSOPHOBIA!"

Person 1:"OH SHIT!"

by Scott2357 June 5, 2016

megan goy

someone who can get jealous very easily is labelled as a "Megan Goy"

*Example Names Used*
Somebody referred to as a "Megan Goy": Ellie couldn't take my Alex, there's no chance"

by Scott2357 January 18, 2017

english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.

person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"

by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

isis rape

when a group of Muslim extremists knock on the door of an unwilling participant and they are used against their own freewill for the mass penetration of ISIS

person 1: "a group of guys kidnapped me and we did ISIS rape"

person 2: "woah you're so lucky!"

by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

Look at me! I'm the Captain now.

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"

Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*

by Scott2357 June 5, 2016