by Mister Phillips January 11, 2006
the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"
Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 12, 2010
Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder
by The_Sunken1 March 4, 2014
(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.
"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."
by Toddsterr April 10, 2010
A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'
by JVF July 25, 2009