Toot Purse

A juicy, plump female pooper.

Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.

by Ole Baboon April 1, 2017

*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

my purse

What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.

Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?

Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep

Boyfriend: Why

Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...

by cityguychicago November 4, 2009

Spam purse

Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.

"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"

by Hazzamon February 4, 2004

man purse

A rather large, usually canvas, bag aka purse, made especially for men.
Cuz hey, guys need something to carry their shit around in too.

Here, Hanson, put this in your man purse.

by oblivion July 29, 2004

Lower Purse

Medieval term referring to ones testicles.

I’m terrified of the extra set of family jewels the doctor found in my lower purse.

by mcconec October 13, 2018

Pork Purse

A woman's vagina.

He slipped his throbbing spam hammer into her pork purse.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 4, 2010