business development officer

Some asshole in a suit who thinks hes classy, but in reality, its the biggest dick known to mankind. They try to fool you with their smart title, because they dont want it revealed that they are low rent scum, much like used car salesmen and Bobblett Brothers Trucking out of Lexington Kentucky.

That guys card said he was a business development officer, but I think hes a real fuckin dick.

business development officer by STFUnGFY March 7, 2016

Officer Goon 

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.

Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa

Officer Goon by officergoon April 30, 2010

Officer Ricky

A police officer, corrections officer, FBI agent, DEA agent, etc.

The word implies extreme contempt and disrespect.

As made famous by the rapper 50 Cent's diss track about rival Rick Ross's former career as a corrections officer.

"Hear those sirens? That's Officer Ricky chasing after a suspect"

"Man I was speeding yesterday, and Officer Ricky pulled me over and gave me a damn ticket"

"Officer Ricky, radio for back up" -50 Cent

Officer Ricky by kingwood69 February 6, 2009

Loss Prevention Officer 

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

Loss Prevention Officer by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

is there an officer problem? 

to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words

excuse me, is there an officer problem?

is there an officer problem? by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Naval Officer 

The finest officers of the United States military. They are the most motivated, the most intelligent and the finest leaders of any of the nation's officer corps.

I am a Naval Officer. I command a 98,000 ton warfighting vessel, orchestrate air strikes, launch commando raids, plan invasions and gather intelligence in ways that other branches dream about.

So, whatcha do in the army or the marines? Stack boxes?

Naval Officer by go NAVY, beat ARMY November 7, 2010

Police Officer 

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

Police Officer by goodcop8 December 25, 2007