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Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action. Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!
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| 2. | Loss Prevention Officer | ||
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The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise. Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.
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| 3. | Loss Prevention Officer | ||
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A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store. "I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?" "Fuck! I thought it was a real job." |
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