To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
by GrundleStiltskin69 January 7, 2020
Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.
by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014
A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.
by Cahill_RO July 15, 2017
Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
by bronerfactory December 4, 2009
Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) November 28, 2007
by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005
when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
by Mityxm March 21, 2011