muffin

When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

by benbaggg May 13, 2008

muffin

Gorgeous litte kiddy

Oh you are such a little muffin, i think i might hug you!

by Leah May 28, 2003

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

by wantsome August 12, 2004

muffin

One of many words from my everday use.

" Awe, muffin./ Would you like a hug, muffin?"

by Kym April 15, 2005

muffin

1. The act of pulling one's penis for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance.
2. A wheat-based snack.

Gerald! We know you're muffin in there you sick perverted Chinese wacko!

by Maxwell Hunt October 6, 2005

muffin

The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")

(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend)
"Come over here muffin!"

or

"Dude you're a fucking muffin"

or

"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"

by Sickofcreatingpsuedonyms December 4, 2009

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."

by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009