A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.
Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!
by growlerMonkey January 23, 2011
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Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...
by The Robotic Robot November 30, 2010
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So your women gets in the Reverse Doggy Style Position and sits directly on your balls making sure your cock is out you start jerking off and her butt cheeks rattle your balls guaranteed explosion
The Montreal Rattler will bring you closer together
by Daniel Oco February 10, 2023
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The act of plugging one nostril and blowing one's nose directly into the air.
We're out of tissues, you'll just have to give the ol' Montreal Salute.
by Dick Tardly July 26, 2023
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When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.
I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.
by JADrI January 29, 2023
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The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"
by drinkingham_tttttff October 27, 2013
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When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.
by Nick Pee March 22, 2019
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