momos.water.bottle_ 

momos.water.bottle_ Is the most famous water bottle.

“Would you like a drink out of @momos.water.bottle_?”

momos.water.bottle_ by FairyTaleYuna January 3, 2021

Dani Mogoş 

A fictional character that exists in real life and that Kolmi dated.

I dated Dani Mogoş for almost five months and he turned out to be an invented persona! What a bummer. Poor Kolmi

Dani Mogoş by Who is I 28 August 9, 2021

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando) 

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando) by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

Kansas City Mojo 

Candy necklace toting, O-Town listening, candle burning, Red Cavalier driving, Ray Lewis coat wearing, frosted tip sporting, metro-sexual version of the Cleveland Mojo, only living in Kansas City.

"I cant wait to meet the Kansas City Mojo" R.R.

Kansas City Mojo by Big-Poppa March 8, 2019

mojo girl

Female equivalent to mojo man. See mojo man for more information

Davis and I share common social and political affinities

Davis is my mojo girl

mojo girl by Danny Risdon August 25, 2005

Crazy mofos 

Also known as directioners

Also known as one direction fans

Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.

We tend to crave one direction all day err day.

Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.

Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are

**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on

Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER

CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!

Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS

Crazy mofos by _YOUR MOM_ July 30, 2013

mojo bag 

1. A mojo hand.

2. An amulet of African-American hoodoo practice used in love spells.

3. A flannel spell bag containing one or more magical items.

4. A corruption of the West African word "mojuba"; which means a prayer of praise and homage.

1. A mojo bag is a mojo hand.

2. "Going down to Louisiana, gonna get me a mojo hand.
Going to have all you women under my commmand."
-Muddy Waters

mojo bag by L. Watson April 16, 2007