Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

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"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

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by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 15, 2010
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Joke name For Elton John The Wig Wearing Homo Piano Player.He also Hates Roses on his Piano,
He much Prefers Tu-Lips on his Organ.
The Queen Of Mince!
Q.Whats Brown and plays the Piano?
A.Elton Mince!
by Jeff Lynne May 2, 2006
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the word hinging mince comes from the scottish slang word which means for somebody to have really bad smelly discharge from a womans vagina
"aye i tanned that girl at the weekend, she had pure hinging mince"

look at her, i bet she has pure hinging mince
by jackotits May 25, 2010
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arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.
"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".
by lee and les October 28, 2007
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utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day
See kid's TV these days? just a bag of mince!
by jondo March 6, 2008
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An uninformed usually young person or 'nipper' engaging in generally unfavourable 'mince-like' activities typical of his/her age, a little mince nipper.
Steady on, I don't want that bloody Mince-nipper involved in this game of hungry hippos; you know what he's like.
by Jones Realname June 21, 2012
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The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex
Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man
by Jimmy January 14, 2006
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