My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman
by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019
Verb.
1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.
2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.
1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.
2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.
"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."
by Intelligible Lizard May 13, 2018
by matsh December 2, 2010
by Kamen BTJ August 23, 2007
When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.
Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015
When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.
Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.
Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.
Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!
by x addict3d x June 27, 2010
The mindset of wanting (and nearly getting) everything "RIGHT NOW". Technology has made gathering or sending information extremely fast and we've begun to think that everything in life should be available on demand.
The postal service is struggling because everyone wants their information right now. Letters are out, emails are in. We want our information NOW. Microwaves cook foods faster, our society wants everything faster. We are a Microwave Society.
by MarciaE July 20, 2010