Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

limp bizkit

A band, whether they are bad or not is up to the listener.

Guy 1: I sure love Limp Bizkit
Guy 2: I respect your opinion regardless of whether I personally agree with it or not
Guy 1: thats cool I'm glad you're not an asshole
Guy 2: me too

by #gweef October 19, 2015

limp to pimp

A term describing an action, event or object that makes someone instantly more attractive.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Scott traded in his Pinto?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! His new Mustang got him from limp to pimp in 3.2 seconds!

by Jessimus Maximus April 25, 2008

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 9, 2009

Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

by Bepdaddy March 29, 2020

limp bizkit

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.

Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit!!! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices!!!
LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer!! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit!! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast!! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows!!!

by Truth March 31, 2005

limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

by Ajones April 17, 2003