Lifter's Leak

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.

During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013

Biddy Leak

Definition 1.
When a hot girl is given the information to a party and she tells all the guys she knows about it.

Definition 2.
A girl's period.

Definition 1.
Dude 1: So I texted her and 5 minutes later all these dudes started calling me like crazy to go to this party.
Dude 2: You my friend are victim to a terrible biddy leak

Definition 2.
Dude: What the fuck is that on my couch???"
Bitch: I just Biddy Leaked.

by Jamal Jenkins Da Slinky Hater January 2, 2009

cheek leak

When the bottom of a persons ass cheeks are not covered by their bikini because the ass crack gobbles them up or because of the ass is full and can't be contained.

Take a look at that cheek leak. That ass is perfect.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

Intelligence Leak

When your Smart Water cap isn't on tight enough and a little trickled out.

My lap was wet because I had an Intelligence Leak.

by thorbjore71 October 7, 2010

freak-a-leak

A woman that goes all the way with men. Low self respect for herself. A derogative name to call a woman.

Laquesha is the biggest freak-a-leak I have ever seen, she f'd that boy on the first date!

by logann hinshaw May 8, 2005

Leaks and Copium

The act of functioning on a single braincell and not knowing the concept of touching grass.

"Hey what are you upto these days?"
"I didn't move out of my room or see the sunlight for years. What do you think?
"Damn, you're leaks and copiuming huh?"

"You don't say."

by snowclipsed September 8, 2022

FUPA Leak

When the jam is so tight that your FUPA forgets to get chubbed

Bro, I was grinding on that chick hella hard last night and I accidentally got some FUPA leak.

by HellaMath April 19, 2016