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A latehya is a person who will always be by your side through the good and bad times. She's the kindest, adorable, beautiful, sweet, funny, joyful person you'll ever meet. A latehya will care for you and give you all the love in the world. A latehya will warm up your heart just by smiling. She thinks poorly of herself when she's really the perfect person in the whole world. No doubt about it. She might go throw some rough times, but no one will know because she keeps to herself to keep everyone happy. A latehya may have a little of a anger when she's sad, upset, or mad but will apologize for anything even if she has done nothing to apologize for. A Latehya is perfect without even knowing. Never let her go she's as perfect as they get.
Person: who's that?

Person 2: that's a latehya.
When someone is late because they were being lazy.
"You're late!"
"Yes, I was being totally lazy. Totally latezy of me! Sorry!"
Latezy by Heardabouttheword November 11, 2019
Lakelyn is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever see, both inside and out. She makes everyone laugh and always brightens the mood wherever she is. She’s very short, but in the cutest way possible. On top of having the most beautiful personality and face, she’s also got a ROCKIN body with tattoos and piercings that will make you moan and/or bark when you see pictures of her in front of the homies.
I’m going to make Lakelyn my wife one day.

Abso-durka-lutely 

Agreed 137.25%. When normal agreement just won't do. The most agreeingist you can be.
John, would you like to film me and my sister together?

"Abso-durka-lutely!!!"
Abso-durka-lutely by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007
Treat nice people nicely, treat lame people lamely.
lamely by Olene Q'Dell May 7, 2004

abso-effing-lutely 

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'
He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.