The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.
My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.
by Doookie April 24, 2007
Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.
by GAWII May 25, 2008
by L-Dogg67 September 19, 2008
Check out the look on that girls face next to the ladder in the deep end. She's a Jet Jumper for sure.
by Jeremy X July 24, 2011
When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.
by mem November 5, 2003
A person who prior to the playoffs, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win the championship.
Randy and Ryan are low dow rotten bandwagon jumpers becuase they started to cheer for the Carolina Hurricanes when they made the Stanley Cup final!
by Bomb Bender July 5, 2006
An amazingly awesome track athlete that does the hardest event in all of track! High Jumpers must have speed, endurance, flexibility, agility, guts, and they have to look good! Thats right! High Jumpers are extremely good looking! They have to run at full speed at a stationary object and if they don't jump at the perfect time they will either completely miss the mat and land on the ground or fall on the bar and get nasty battle scars. If they do jump at the right time they have to go into contortionist mode and get their entire body over the bar and try not to land on their head! And they look sexy throughout the entire process!
by highjumpcutie November 16, 2010