When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
by ליהי October 3, 2020
When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.
by CamelBlue March 17, 2022
It's when you're taking a bath or in a hot tub and then you randomly feel like taking a dump with the warmth of the water.
by TogepiLover11 September 29, 2013
When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)
by Jared August 25, 2004
To be covered in semen all around your body.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020
playboy,having many sexual partners,bathing with many girls n having sex in the jacuzzi tub,killing a playboy or famous sexy personality,a hitman,being gun of hire,an impossible task made possible.
from the movie alexander ' "Hephaistion got one jacuzzi job"
a gay bathing with many men!
from the movie hitman
"you got one jacuzzi job to kill major federarro........."
a gay bathing with many men!
from the movie hitman
"you got one jacuzzi job to kill major federarro........."
by freirickhemsley September 30, 2006