Jackoff

Jackoff .. Is a person who thinks they are something and knows they’re not . Someone who chimes in on conversation with information About the subject that Is completely wrong and has zero clue as to what they are talking about . Someone who is Always wrong with the information they give you and is also the most Annoying person you know . Someone who talks a big game but never delivers along with constant empty promises . People that make plans and don’t show up . Someone that tells you they are calling you right back but they don’t . A Person who tells you That they are going to help you with a favor on a specific date but never do . Some one who is completely unreliable..

What happened with Fred on sat didn’t he say he was going to help you move ? I called him 5 times and sent him texts he never answered .. wow .. what a jackoff !!

by Steele February 6, 2019

Jackoff

When you tell some one to piss off

Jackoff you bitch

by EDP445forprez July 1, 2020

Frosty jackoff

Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle

I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself

by Bambililiy June 29, 2022

el jackoff

pronounced ehl jah-koff

An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.

Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Thanks a lot el jackoff

by The Shooter October 27, 2008

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

jackoff sauce

Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
Example

Kerry's favorite jackoff sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise

by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022