Someone who's never in their office or answers the phone. Walks about frantically with no direction. Forgets frequently missions and tasks. Incapable of handling multiple tasks at one time. Generally a space cadet. May randomly whip his hair around like he's a model.
Employee: Where the fuck is Incognito Jay?
Other employee: Probably doing a fat rail in the bathroom.
Employee: Where the fuck is incognito jay?
Other employee: Probably on autotrader.com
Other employee: Probably doing a fat rail in the bathroom.
Employee: Where the fuck is incognito jay?
Other employee: Probably on autotrader.com
by thomas124521 December 18, 2018
by WrYt504 December 17, 2021
Incognito mode was made so many 13 year olds around the world have access to PornHub without getting called out by their mom. This is found in Google Chrome.
by domeafavorandkillme December 3, 2020
Similar to "to be honest" or "on the low," a way to preface your potentially divisive claim that you do not want repeated.
by kelsnchels March 8, 2019
1. the act of concealing one's identity or remaining under the radar, i.e. trying to hide in plain sight
2. the act of explicitly harassing a coworker, using racial slurs and threatening extreme violence, similar to a bale out (must contain at least 2/3)
3. any threat to defecate in the mouth of a friend delivered via text message or voicemail ala Richie Incognito formerly of the Miami Dolphins
2. the act of explicitly harassing a coworker, using racial slurs and threatening extreme violence, similar to a bale out (must contain at least 2/3)
3. any threat to defecate in the mouth of a friend delivered via text message or voicemail ala Richie Incognito formerly of the Miami Dolphins
1. yo, have you seen Richie around?
nah, he's going incognito after some chick accused him of groping her with a golf club
2. yo, did you hear about Jonathan?
what happened?
apparently, richie went incognito on his ass and called him a n***** and said he'd kill him
what's a n******?
i don't know, they never take off the *s
3. dude, my ex just texted me she was gonna shit in my mouth
damn! what'd you do to get her to go incognito on your ass?
nah, he's going incognito after some chick accused him of groping her with a golf club
2. yo, did you hear about Jonathan?
what happened?
apparently, richie went incognito on his ass and called him a n***** and said he'd kill him
what's a n******?
i don't know, they never take off the *s
3. dude, my ex just texted me she was gonna shit in my mouth
damn! what'd you do to get her to go incognito on your ass?
by afarb November 12, 2013
When some lame asshole thinks that if they post something overly-glorifying their boyfriend/girlfriend in a definition on UD to a point that the flattery makes you want to puke.
This is often done in an attempt to obtain a blowjob from a girl, or a bigger commitment from a man such as a wedding ring.
This, in reality is a misconception, for they're too damn stupid to hide it enough, or to even read what makes it on, and what doesn't.
This is often done in an attempt to obtain a blowjob from a girl, or a bigger commitment from a man such as a wedding ring.
This, in reality is a misconception, for they're too damn stupid to hide it enough, or to even read what makes it on, and what doesn't.
"Jessica katey"
Definition: Oh my God she's the hottest girl on the earth, she's more beautiful than any goddess, and has a nicer ass than jessica alba.She is such a hot girl and she is totally sexy.
Example: She's hot, and I want to be with her forever :)
Guy editing: Fuck this shit is lame. screw this Incognito Bs, sad attempt at getting sex. Screw Jessica katey.
Definition: Oh my God she's the hottest girl on the earth, she's more beautiful than any goddess, and has a nicer ass than jessica alba.She is such a hot girl and she is totally sexy.
Example: She's hot, and I want to be with her forever :)
Guy editing: Fuck this shit is lame. screw this Incognito Bs, sad attempt at getting sex. Screw Jessica katey.
by IKilledTheParty February 20, 2010