hot pocket

When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.

I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.

by jb84 March 16, 2015

Hot pockets

The under part of your boobs. l

You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:

by jessekmorganwhore May 25, 2011

hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!

"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.

Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*

by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pocket

A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.

Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.

by Mikidy Diggidy July 11, 2008

Hot Pocket

The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.

by SunnyBunnyFL September 7, 2010

Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.

"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."

by FirstmateJibbs March 20, 2015