When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014
identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.
Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"
by sehro May 11, 2020
Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 21, 2007
Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020
Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! August 29, 2007
A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.
Can be used in any tense past or present.
Can be used in any tense past or present.
"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."
by Microhard726 August 4, 2020