Any Female GI is a GI Ho. She is typically stupider and weaker then her male counterpart and never makes it quite far. She makes up for this with her extreme violent, vigourous, sexually deviant, greasy butt sex. She never is the reciever and gladly will shove her strap on penis into every guy she meets, much to their discomfort.
I met this great girl at the bar last night she seemed so nice until I got her home. She knocked the fucked out of me and took her pants off revealing a strap on which she then slammed into my butthole. It hurt as bad as getting a schlaktus shoved in there! I guess she must've been a GI Ho
by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 30, 2002
The act of having a marine, an army, a navy and and air force dude huddled together in a circle jerk over the open mouth of a foreign girl. Upon climax the quartet shoot semen into the girls mouth, leaving her with a warm, sticky protien filled, beverage. This concoction resembles a medication given in the ER.
I thought about giving this girl a happy nate, but instead I called my buddies and she got a GI cocktail
by Hammy J January 8, 2011
1. going on a spree of looking for images
2. going insane after having screwed around with databases, for long periods of time, in the attempts to make maps on Geographic Information Systems (GIS)
2. going insane after having screwed around with databases, for long periods of time, in the attempts to make maps on Geographic Information Systems (GIS)
"He's going gis crazy, must recently joined fark.com"
"She's gone gis crazy working in the Magellan Lab 22 hours straight"
"She's gone gis crazy working in the Magellan Lab 22 hours straight"
by Jon C March 17, 2005
by GI JOE August 28, 2003
Chadwick: "Dude Catrina gained so much weight, shes like 400 lbs."
Freddy: "mmm ya but she is gi gorgeous now dude"
Freddy: "mmm ya but she is gi gorgeous now dude"
by cor October 3, 2004
Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.
by El-TIGRE March 30, 2009