a dick thats long and thick and taste like chili cheese, usually bc of people that stick their dick in chili cheese, most commonly black people or drunk ass mf
my chili cheese fritos is so good all girls and guys want it ;)
by bigdaddysalsadip February 23, 2016
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A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023
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A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.
1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."
by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011
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While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip
by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010
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A bilingual phrase expressing one's love for Fritos; often set to euro-techno-pop music of the variety used in car commercials.
Andy: What's up, Diddy?
Diddy (singin whimsically): Je t'aime los Fritos!
by BluDev23 March 30, 2008
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Known for being an unusual aphrodisiac, deep-fried chinese fritos are a sensual food used often by younger couples who are looking for a snack to spark a quickie.
Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.
by give.me.an.ear.girl January 16, 2011
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When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.
by Schneefchief November 17, 2019
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