Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009

flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes October 13, 2008

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 8, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 1, 2016

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 5, 2021

Flabbergastful

To show how surprised or shocked you are. Or to describe something in a fun, positive way! This word can be used in the past, present, and future. For example..

Great wolf lodge will be so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge is so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge was so flabbergastful.

Disney was flabbergastful. Disney is flabbergastful. Disney will be flabbergastful

by AbbiandWyatt April 28, 2023

Flabbergast

When you are so shocked you can't think straight.

I was entirely flabbergasted I didn't know what to do.

My mate told me something that left me flabbergasted.

by Sparkle 💫 September 21, 2019