Calvi Express

A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.

"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"

by Aldick Weskbutt March 27, 2009

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay November 21, 2007

Pineapple Express

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

by phuckthepolice-9est August 7, 2008

Nigga express

A vehicle filled with niggas (black people)

I got here in the nigga express

by Niggasbetrippn123 March 4, 2016

American Express

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.

American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea

by Negrodamus1 April 11, 2007

pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

by Jamerz113 May 13, 2009

planet express

An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.

See also: Futurama

The Planet Express ship is capable of delivering 200% fuel efficiency.

by flamekiller December 11, 2004