A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
by thebest4ever December 7, 2009
Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."
Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.
Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.
by balloonus June 6, 2011
Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge
Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome
by Btwiz March 5, 2012
A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
by Marcthetumblrguy April 1, 2018
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
by Mother Of All Fuck November 5, 2013
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006
during the refrain of "Sweet Caroline", chant "eat shit pitt" instead of the "so good" chant from the original song
by bulldozer_philly March 6, 2021