"yo dylan has been so depressed lately"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
by dylancarm May 23, 2010

Dylan is the classic school shooter name, never cross Dylan. If Dylan puts his hand in his pocket run. Do not make fun of or laugh at Dylan, Dylan has no temper.
by Revos September 14, 2017

a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.
by dempsy October 20, 2008

Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.
Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
by dylan'sluckygirl November 04, 2013

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

by Dylan the pussy November 08, 2017

