dylan

A boy who is obsessed with a girl named michelle and would do anything to get her back
"yo dylan has been so depressed lately"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
by dylancarm May 23, 2010
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dylan

Dylan is the classic school shooter name, never cross Dylan. If Dylan puts his hand in his pocket run. Do not make fun of or laugh at Dylan, Dylan has no temper.
Dylan was laughing during Columbine.
by Revos September 14, 2017
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dylan

a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.
that guy sucked his little brother tiny cock, whudda dylan.
by dempsy October 20, 2008
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dylan

Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.
Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
by dylan'sluckygirl November 04, 2013
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dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.
He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.
by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016
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dylan

Big lips and big head girls hate him and he goes to rams/Roseville Area Middle School
Dylan It mean he’s gay and sucks dicks
by Dylan the pussy November 08, 2017
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dylan

Guy with an incredibly tiny penis and is totally terrible compared to any bitch ass Russians.
Dylan is a bitch
by dedaefds October 18, 2017
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