A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.
I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!
by Shit the Bed Fred November 19, 2015
It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.
by PP_puncherman March 2, 2020
a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.
Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
by xthexjessx February 20, 2010
Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.
Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 6, 2006
I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022
A small child that wears diapers, and has a BIG LOAD of shit in their diaper and needs to be changed, but when you try to grab them to change the diaper they bolt across the house running fast dashing from room to room.
Look at that diaper dasher go!!!!!!! Grab em quick corner him over there go go go go . . . . get em!
by JoeyJawBreakers May 5, 2008
The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
by funkngonuts January 14, 2019