dental retainer

What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.

Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

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Dental Daddy

A sugar daddy that pays for all your dental bills.

My dental daddy got me braces and gets me regular cleanings.

by Dani30 August 19, 2022

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Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.

Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers

by Step your game up September 4, 2021

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Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.

Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.

by Akbar Lightning October 22, 2009

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dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.

so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"

by Shangheliee August 10, 2015

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