Ghost Cousin

Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.

Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.

by Fu man chu July 8, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

by InnerTorture October 11, 2018

coochie cousins

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

by dayglomom February 17, 2010

Cousin Oliver

a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.

Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.

by Jefgg September 21, 2013

Avicii's cousin

When a person tries to make themselves sound cool in a public chat or comment section in a way where they appear to be lying.

You wrestle alligators and run a fight club; what are you, Avicii's cousin?

by ZaynaKitty October 14, 2017

Cousin Derp

Pickle the dinosaurs cousin he is not quite as famous and was created by Moriah Elizebeth

Pickle the dinosaur overshadowed cousin derp (again)

by Moriah fan October 15, 2020

walk with the cousins

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

by izzie127 November 28, 2019