britney spears 

She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.

You know what Britney Spears and a bag of burning garbage have in common?
They're both hot trash.

britney spears by sexie chocolate December 24, 2004

Britney Spears 

A fake who dosnt know that Kevin wants her for her money.

Kevin is a goldigger

Britney Spears by Quenette September 15, 2005

britney spears  

some washed up celebrity that everyone makes fun of

"hey did you see that guy that looks like some random woman on youtube screaming about britney spears what a douche bag"

britney spears by guntis atvas May 8, 2009

Britney Spears 

Kevin Federline's meal ticket

Random hanger on: Hey Kevin, you think Britney Spears will let you go to the beach so we can check out some ladies?

K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.

Britney Spears by Prodigious Thought June 30, 2006

britney spears 

N. Refering to one's Inflatable Boobs

I wish I was Britney Spears.

britney spears by Sim February 8, 2004

britney spears 

WARNING: May cause motion sickness

CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you

britney spears by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Britney Spears 

A shaven bald haircut; named after the pop musician Britney Spears who shaved her head bald.

I am so sick of my haircut that sometimes I just want to do a Britney Spears on it.

Britney Spears by ecdysis February 20, 2007