Bert McCracken

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

by Berts Babi February 14, 2004

BERT MCCRACKEN

amazing artist, only person who can get away with the whole greasy- hair- but- still- really- hot thing (other than gerard way) im gonna see him in a month or so at the college thank god hes so effing hot!!!!!

omg ur so hot just like bert!

by xblacktornheartx April 1, 2005

Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

Bert Mccracken

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)

'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'

by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 July 18, 2006

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004