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Relatively small town near Bluepoint, Sayville, Oakdale, East Islip, Patchogue, Bellport, Holbrook, etc. Known to contain VERY hot guys. Everyone knows each other in this town, due to its small size. Generally a nice place.
1) Hey girl, whassup?
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!
Bayport by shawn113 October 19, 2008

Finn Balor

Professional Wrestler who also is known as “Demon Balor” he has wrestled many of your favorite stars.
Yooooo, did you see that sick match with Finn Balor last night?
Yeah man, he beat the crap out of him!
Finn Balor by 295747297363663 July 13, 2022

baylored 

1) The act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. The person then scares the hell out of you merely by their presence.

2) The act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.
(1) Shane and Matt get in their car to go to Scott's.....

as they arrive

Matt: "BAYLOR!!!! When the Hell did you get here?"

Shane runs scared

(2) Alex: "Baylor, how did you find that website?"
Baylor: "Uhh, I snuck up behind you and looked at your screen."
Alex: "Eff I've been Baylored"
baylored by WPDNF January 7, 2009
The most attractive guy you’ll ever see in your lifetime. Not only do Baylers have amazing looks but they are extremely compassionate and have great personalities. Always so caring and sweet, the only person that can make you smile again. Baylers are the best guy out there, no one can beat the competition, especially under the sheets.
Look at that hot guy over there! I bet ten bucks his name is Bayler!
Bayler by Jamie21699523 January 15, 2018
Ballora. In other words, Spider Mom. Possesses William Afton's wife. Had three kids before she died. An animatronic FNaF 5/ Sister Location/ Circus Baby's Pizza World.
"Do you know Ballora from Five Nights at Freddy's Sister Location?"
Ballora by Dragonscreaming2000 September 15, 2020
White People Town on Long Island. Filled with contemptuous assholes who couldn't care less about anyone else. Only go here if you find SUVs and snobby upper-middle class jerks enjoyable. In other words, bring your towel if you're going to be around these narrow-minded souls.
Me - Hey man what you doing tonight?
You - Going to bayport for a little shindig!
Me - Oh yeah? Tell all those grimy yatch club badge wearing homos I said to keep fucking that chicken!
You - my father never loved me
Bayport by bhrbhrbhr February 4, 2010