Barney 

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

Barney by Tim August 16, 2004

Barney 

A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random

The party was full of barneys so we left.

Barney by 617 Boston October 24, 2007

barney 

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

barney by Jeff October 29, 2004

Barney 

A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.

To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..

Leave my nose alone you Barney

Barney by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010

Barney 

Barney was a dinosaur who died from H.I.V., but they ran out time so they broke his spine and shot him in the knee.

Barney, a purple child rapist.

Barney by Tdashi June 7, 2017

Barney 

Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.

Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"

Barney by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014

Barney 

Running away like a fat purple dinosaur

The cops are coming, im doin the barney.

Barney by SkitzkID September 8, 2009