Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

28th Amendment

The right to party and have fun regardless of what the federal government says.

The police violated our 28th Amendment right by shutting down the party.

by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021

Nineth Amendment

Congriss gave us the rest of the rights they didn't want to write down

We can do drugs becuse of the Nineth Amendment

by LightningNinja2 July 4, 2008

5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour.

Amy: Hey did you get hear about Jessica last night?
Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

by Singlemostusedpersonever November 2, 2017

29th amendment

The 29th Amendment is established in order to provide a clear age for use of profanity. 21 years old will be the legal age to participate in any vulgar language. Anyone under the age of 21 will be in violation of the 29th Amendment.

Wow girl, you just broke the 29th Amendment by using a cuss word in a sentence.

by Jamison19972013 July 26, 2017

amendment 64

Amendment 64 allows us, The People, to smoke that herb legally.

Now that amendment 64 has passed, January 2014, recreational use of marijuana will be legal.

by K@#*%! December 12, 2013

Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 16, 2004