abstinence 

Abstaining yourself from sex until you are married. It is a vow to God that you will abstain yourself for Him.

To do God's will I practice abstinence until I marry the person that He has picked for me.

abstinence by WHY IS EVERY NAME USED!! October 11, 2006

Abstinence Whore 

1) An individual who chooses to be abstinent in exchange for social rewards such as praise, social status, popularity or even monetary rewards in rare cases.

2) An individual possessing a flirtatious style, appearance and attitude normally associated with sluts, but remains dutifully committed to sexual abstinence.

3) An individual obsessed with abstinence usually due to a deep rooted fear, hatred or jealously towards sexual activity. Women tend to be fearful and men jealous.

Wow, that Stacy is showing off her purity ring again. What an abstinence whore.

Abstinence Whore by TruthInText May 27, 2010

abstinence 

Choosing not to have sex until you are married. If you're into this then FINE but don't act like you're all smart because of it. It's a CHOICE, and just because you choose to follow it doesn't make you any more intelligent than your peers. Don't push your religious bullshit on others either, just because your buddies are horndogs and enjoy a little pussy every now and then doesn't make them any less intelligent than your fat ass.

Did you hear Adon's excuse for why he's a virgin? He says he believes in abstinence! Stupid nerd has no game is more like it.

abstinence by RandomPseudonym August 21, 2008

Asstinence 

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

Asstinence by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

Sexual Abstinence

Choosing to save sexual activity (oral, anal, vaginal sex and mutual masturbation) for a faithful, committed marriage.

See also: Abstinence

Jane: "What do you think about sexual abstinence?"

Lafonda: "Well, I've had sex, but don't do any of that now. My ex broke my heart."

Kip: "I'm not read for a kid, and I definitely don't want painful sores on my junk."

Sexual Abstinence by Audra WYW January 29, 2009

abstinence contract 

A contract that parents and the Catholic Church force teenagers to sign, which says that they cannot engage in any sexual activities until marriage. It is stupid, because it goes against the basic laws of nature, and it doesn't work very often, instead it encourages them to have sex even more, but they don't know about birth control, so the girls get pregnant.

Craig: Why did you make me come in here with your girlfriend?

Craig's Mom: Craig, we'd like to talk with you two about something very important. Now that you both are together, we want you to sign this contract. Once you sign this, you will not commit any sexual activities until marriage, and therefore be pure until then, so you won't go to hell.

Craig: What the fuck, mom?! Are you stupid? I'd never sign an abstinence contract! You know I'm an athiest! Stop being such a retard! Sex is not some holy act that can only be done in marriage, it's normal human behavior! (Rips up contract) You make me sick! I wish you weren't so ignorant!

abstinence contract by JoshTheLiberator May 16, 2009

Abstinence 

a form of sex education that is with holding facts about sex. then tell you if you follow it you are "smart". smart people have a mind of their own and will do research and realize ABSTINENCE IS A GOVERNMENT POLICY ON SEX EDUCATION THAT HAS FAILED. dont believe me? do some research. think of this, how many pregenate porn stars do you see???

jeff- can you believe john is abstinence??

fred- not that supraising, he also believed other things without any research. like his whole, Obama is a musslim thing.

Jeff- good point. isnt that how the Nazi party was found?

Fred- it is. people not being told all the facts and believing it cuz "if you did, then your smart"

Jeff- haha. Absizs

Fred- LAWL

Abstinence by godismybestfriend March 27, 2009