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The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.
Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket
by RandomPseudonym February 18, 2022
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Choosing not to have sex until you are married. If you're into this then FINE but don't act like you're all smart because of it. It's a CHOICE, and just because you choose to follow it doesn't make you any more intelligent than your peers. Don't push your religious bullshit on others either, just because your buddies are horndogs and enjoy a little pussy every now and then doesn't make them any less intelligent than your fat ass.
Did you hear Adon's excuse for why he's a virgin? He says he believes in abstinence! Stupid nerd has no game is more like it.
by RandomPseudonym July 27, 2008
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