Someone says something stupid and you say "Barbara please" accompanied with eye roll and snap of your head.
by Cinda November 22, 2016
by Rob Porter September 24, 2007
Ex porn-star, turned singer, turned actress. Has a huge nose whose nostrils are big enough to qualify as two extra sexual orafices in China.
Gives great head. I think she's married to that one guy from the original haunted house thingy who now portrays high ranking naval officers... something like Brodin or Grodin.
Gives great head. I think she's married to that one guy from the original haunted house thingy who now portrays high ranking naval officers... something like Brodin or Grodin.
by Ivanna Blowjob Fromstreisandtoo March 25, 2006
One of the most beautiful place in California. People like to hate on people from California, (rigtfully so cuz they're all so damn stuck up), but people from S.B. are laid back stoners who just want to chill at the beach or go on a hike.
i'm 24 and I've lived in S.B. my whole life. I would never want to be categorized as a rich bitch, dumb ass Californian because i'm way more chill than those assholes.
Me: Lets go to the beach and blaze it.
Friend: Sounds chill, lets go.
Me: Lets go to the beach and blaze it.
Friend: Sounds chill, lets go.
by Shannon Elizabeth July 22, 2005
A celebrity with an excessively large nose, made fun of on south park in the episode Mecha Streisand with lines like "Woah dude, you could land stealth bombers on that thing!"
by Kenny McCormic May 11, 2008
A remote fishing village of 140,000, with an exclusive, nouveau-riche mentality reeking of entitlement. It is a simultaneously right & left wing post Judeo-Christian enclave where parades range from Historic to the Absurd. It was a center of Chumash Indian Culture. Ronald Reagan later gleefully told his wife, 'Those oil rigs out there look just like Christmas Trees to me, Nancy!' Most of the real-estate purchased just a few decades ago for mere tens of thousands now sell for over a million dollars. After the housing bubble hit the beach, people held on due to its prime location on a Pacific Coast & resultant climate, in spite of the cost of property taxes & rents. It is also home to about five major colleges, students & staff. Its major import is Tourism.
The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.
The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.
We're from Lompoc, but when you walk down the street in Santa Barbara, kids, —don't talk to anyone, so they'll think we're Locals or foreign tourists. And if anyone asks, say you were born here.
by ZeroG September 12, 2012
Someone who is really loving, cheerful, optimistic and charming ball of fluff. But on the inside, they really feel insecure because they feel that they are not good enough because they always strive to be perfect and they don't want to accept anything less that that. They crave recognition for their hard work, and they HATE being compared to others. They tend to be really doubtful of themselves. But despite that, they still try to make other people happy.
by mlkybunny April 21, 2021