Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.
by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003
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1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.
Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.
by Ryan October 17, 2004
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Yo mama= a sexy thing to add after EVERY phrase!
"josh: you are so gay!"
"scott: no yo mama is so gay in bed!"
by BUTTERNIPPLE June 23, 2007
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A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.
Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)
by Matt November 11, 2003
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yo mama iz so fat, she haz got more rolls than a supermarket!!!
by youtalkintome? November 7, 2003
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Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!
by poontang March 17, 2004
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A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 22, 2009
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