Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

Rice Wagon

Toyota, Nissan, Mazda pickups

Common name for import pickups, Rice Wagon

by Idaho Truck Guy February 19, 2012

Potato wagon

Small bikini-type underwear, or a thong, for well endowed men. Similar to a banana hammock, but bigger

He could barely stuff his junk into that potato wagon

by Miss Sara and Godfrey January 21, 2019

welfare wagon

Public Transit, especially a city bus

I take the welfare wagon to work.

by tonywashere March 20, 2011

Fat Wagon

Electric wheelchair provided by supermarkets and theme parks, used by people who are not actually disabled, just horribly and grossly fat.

I can't be bothered to walk around DisneyLand all day, I'm going to hire a fat wagon.

by LHP September 22, 2009

Binge Wagon

Deciding to binge watch a show that everyone is talking about.

I've seen a few episodes of Game of Thrones, but I haven't jumped on the binge wagon yet.

by saxgoplayer September 20, 2018

meathead wagon

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

by TrE33333 November 20, 2010