WTF

Where's the food, the ultimate troll into making people think you're saying a big boi word

9 Year old: WTF
Mom:Excuse me?
9 year old: WHERE IS THE FOOD
Mom:Jeez, you could've said

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

WTF

The abbreviation for "what the fuck"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

by Derp Head June 16, 2015

WTF

Where's the flamingo, to be used at the zoo when looking for the flamingo habitat.

Or used in a less literal way, when something or someone is super chill.

"Dude, Mr. Hall is such a flamingo, he let's us sleep in class."
"Really, WTF, is he in room 603?"

by livelovelaxinglady September 25, 2014

WTF

Wtf is this shit

uhhhhh wtf

by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021

WTF

Most commonly used when someone is being a b- butt

*Marvin eats Jeff’s sandwich* Jeff- “WTF man!”

by MarvinAteMySandwich March 16, 2019

WTF

Wow That's Fantastic. As opposed to what the fuck, this is used to express joy. Or confuse your friends.

A: Hey, I got a B+ on this test and I didn't even study for it!

B: You did well? WTF!

A: Dude, you don't have to be such a- wait... Thank you!

by SuprJank March 27, 2011

WTF

What you say when you read Supreme Court opinions from Justice Clarence Thomas and Justice Antonin Scalia.

Thomas opinion: " Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government confined them."

WTF? They didn't lose dignity?

Scalia opinion: "Not a single Southwesterner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count).

WTF, did California move?

by Bebe Babycakes July 06, 2015