WTF

Where's the food, the ultimate troll into making people think you're saying a big boi word

9 Year old: WTF
Mom:Excuse me?
9 year old: WHERE IS THE FOOD
Mom:Jeez, you could've said

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

WTF

When a UUT doesn't work regardless of all the troubleshooting you've done or changes you made; then suddenly it works.

Me: I tried everything I could think of but that Vishay DAQ stll will not communicate with the software.
JAM: WTF

by NS_MMS March 23, 2022

WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

stands for "what the fuck"

Ava: My boyfriend broke up with me.

Livy: WTF

by Olivia_Thrush July 29, 2019

WTF

Most commonly used when someone is being a b- butt

*Marvin eats Jeff’s sandwich* Jeff- “WTF man!”

by MarvinAteMySandwich March 16, 2019

WTF

Wow That's Fantastic. As opposed to what the fuck, this is used to express joy. Or confuse your friends.

A: Hey, I got a B+ on this test and I didn't even study for it!

B: You did well? WTF!

A: Dude, you don't have to be such a- wait... Thank you!

by SuprJank March 27, 2011

WTF

What you say when you read Supreme Court opinions from Justice Clarence Thomas and Justice Antonin Scalia.

Thomas opinion: " Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government confined them."

WTF? They didn't lose dignity?

Scalia opinion: "Not a single Southwesterner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count).

WTF, did California move?

by Bebe Babycakes July 6, 2015